Lazyposts

Well, the first thing that happens to you is that you piss in your pants! Dude seriously, be it a normal civilian or a super trained commando, everyone would just piss in their pants. And well after that you would think what you should do and come up with the idea of hiding somewhere. I say, its of no use. Do you seriously think that you can hide from ‘THE ALIENS’! Those people would be having intelligence 100 times greater than us and their technology would be something even Einstein would never understand and you would seriously think of hiding in a closet or rather in your underground store room! No man, never! All I will suggest is that whenever you see such a thing happening, you immediately rush to your house, wherever you are, office, in a café, with your girlfriend or your boss, leave everything and just rush to your house. Close everything, turn on the AC and television and just ‘CHILL’. Just keep in mind that anyways you are going to die, so why not die in style. Eat everything you like, drink what ever you want to, might as well smoke up abit and just relax and wait for the aliens to come to you and turn you into ashes. But when they enter, just don’t forget to welcome them with the Indian tradition of ‘NAMASTE’! 🙂